Learn How to Play Every Porn Game - 100% Free. Never Pay For Porn Games Again.
The Steam of Porn exposes all of the porn game industry's dirty little secrets and gives you free access to every adult sex game online.
You Need To Stop Paying For Porn Games
Don't even think about paying for porn games on the net! What's the matter with you? Why are all you new surfers on the net running around with your credit cards and paying for adult games? Don't you see that by paying for games it ruins it for all of us who get them for free? Don't you see that the more people give in and accept paying for porn games, the less free games we will see on the net?
You want games, we want games, everyone loves porn games and loves to surf porn. But why go out and pay for it? Why not learn how to get it for free like Napster taught people to get music for free? If you were going to say because no one is teaching us how to get free games, then here we are, we are going to give you a free lesson on getting into premium porn games for free, so you have no more excuses. The pathetic part is that getting free sex games is 100 times easier than learning how to use Steam to download games! It's simple and it takes less than 2 minutes for Christ's sake! So please put down your money, sit down for 2 minutes and take our free lesson on how to get free porn from this page! Be smart, don't be a Sucker!
Who We Are And What We’re Trying To Do...
We are known as The Steam of Porn and we're the ones you've seen all over the internet! But, we think of ourselves as teachers, and just like real teachers, we're here to help you. We are a group of veteran websurfers / hackers / pornlovers / password pirates / and of course good guys! 7 years ago every single adult porn game offered free accounts. These free accounts simply let you play the game for free for a while, so you could then choose if you wanted to pay or not. Today there are maybe 30 games that still offer free accounts. That's only 30 out of at least 1,000 porn games people!!!
As you can see, adult games that offer free accounts are practically extinct. The only good news in this whole mess is that 20 out of the 30 sites that still offer these free accounts are also on the top 100 list of adult games on the internet, they are 20 of the newest and most high quality games produced. They are games that will probably never go away and keep developing into better and better ones. What we are trying to do here is bring the free accounts back from extinction. We want all 1,000 adult games on the net to offer them once again. Look at what Steam did for games... that is exactly what we intend to do for porn and that's why we're the Steam of Porn! Why pay for games when you can download them in a matter of minutes right? Should we have to pay just to see what a porn game is all about? No! We don't think so! And we're doing something about it.
We are currently giving out just over 75,000 free accounts per day. That means that over 75,000 people a day learn that there is a free alternative for them and they tell other people. By the time we give out a million free accounts a day so many people out there will prefer games with free accounts that other paid games will have no choice but to become free. It comes down to this... if all you surfers out there pay for porn games every time and never complain, then free accounts will disappear. But if a million of you a day say NO to paying for porn games and go to the few games that offer free accounts... then that will send out a message which cannot be ignored. It's as simple as this... if we do not send out this message free porn games will disappear, and if you're like me, and not exactly Bill Gates you can kiss surfing porn goodbye!
What Exactly is a Free Game Account?
They are actually very simple. The purpose of a free game account is to let you play a game first, then decide if you would actually like to buy (otherwise known as "Freemium"). The same purpose as a test drive provides when buying a car... or those sample tasters you get at Costco or Sam's Club. It's just a free taste so you can better decide if you would like to buy or not. Each FREE account is good for 3 days. That means you can play the game for 3 days for free. If you don't want to pay after that, then don't :)
You can either use your account to get as far in the game as you can, or simply cum as many times as possible! Believe me, these games don't like about trying not to cum. When you leave creating a game up to your imagination, and your only goal is to make people cum, you can come up with some pretty crazy shit :)
To get into these sites you will need a check, credit card, or drivers license numbers. If you choose to use your credit card you can be sure that you will not be charged for your free 3 days and that your cc info is safe. The 20 games below are not run by a couple of scumbags... these are multi-million dollar operations. Actually the games below are public companies... hell you can invest in them on the New York stock exchange. Plus these are the last sites to offer us free porn games... these are the good guys. The greedy guys won't even let us see their games without dishing out 40 bucks! The point is that they are huge operations with policies and liabilities, they will never mistreat your personal info.
After you fill out the join form, you pick out a username and password for your free account and that's it... you're in business. Read the section below called Directions for using your free account then grab some popcorn or a beer and kick back and play some of the best porn games you will ever come across. And be proud of yourself because you just joined thousands of other people and you're helping bring back free accounts! And you didn't give in and pay :-)
Directions For Using Your Free Account Read All Three Before Acting
The first thing you want to do is decide which of the 20 adult games below you want a free account to. Look over each site's banner and read the description below it for our thoughts on it when we verified that it was free. Do not click or do anything yet! Decide which game you want to play for free, then come back up and read step 2.
Once you have read ALL 3 steps and are sure about which game you want, go ahead and click on the banner for that game. This will bring you to a special page that is only for people to get a free account. It's kinda like the side or back entrance to the club. No lines, No cover charge! You will have to answer a few questions before getting your account. They ask these questions to see if you qualify for a free account... simply answer the questions here.
You should now be at the sign up section. In this area you need to do 2 things, prove you are 18 years or older and pick out a gamer tag and password which you will use to play the game. To prove your age you can use a check or cc. Almost everyone has one of those things so if you're really over 18, that shouldn't be a problem. Either way you will not be charged and nothing will appear on your CC statement, if you don't believe us, read over the terms and conditions. Make sure your gamer tag and password is something you won't forget, you'll have to use this to login. When you have filled in all your info, look it over to make sure its correct then click the "Get My Free Access!" submit button! That's it! You will be playing the game for free within a few seconds!
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Games That Offer Free Accounts
Today we have given away 53,810 free accounts! Use your free accounts and help us reach our goal of 200,000 free accounts per day!
In Grand Fuck Auto, you have the freedom you've come to expect from the series. Go anywhere, and most importantly, DO anyone, anytime, and any way! You'll love how many different gorgeous girls are here waiting to take your cock in every hole.
You've certainly heard of it by now, it's the most popular video game franchise in the world, after all - but, you ain't never played it like this! Why be so violent killing each other mercilessly, when you could just fuck each other's brains out?
When there's crime, the Dark Knight is always there to rise up and keep Gotham safe from the criminally insane. There's other things that rise too, though - like the caped crusader's big thick prick when it's time to dick down some crazy broads!
Go back in time to a time of magic and powerful, brave warriors when you play Assgardian! When you've got a body like a Greek god and are the nation's most brave and strong warrior, all of the fair madiens want nothing more than to fuck you.
Down deep in the rainforests of South America, these Amazon hotties have no real need for men - they're strong and tough, but also they would just much prefer the sensations of touch only a soft and shapely woman could be able to provide to them.
Sometimes a woman has just a little too much fight in her - and when they're like that they need a little bit of discipline, best dished out with a nice dose of BDSM! So go wild - get her restrained, smack her around, and use and abuse her tight holes.
You think our school is fucked up? Well, pay a visit to Fucked Up School and see how much crazier things are there! For as fucked up as it all is though, at least there's plenty of hot and steamy fucking going on with young babes - come stop by!
Infuse a little bit of style and sci-fi into your bondage porn with Trondage! Done up in the highly unique and immediately recognizable style of the movies, you'll enter that cyber realm where you thrust your cock in and out of some extremely eager holes.
Prepare to be amazed when you play Drone of Justice! Not only does this game boast a whole slew of different beautiful babes eager to have their tight holes pounded by a big hard cock, but it boasts some truly incredible graphics that need to be seen to be believed!
We know it can be hard to stick to it when you decide to start working out - but if you had a trainer like this busty blonde bombshell wearing barely anything and offering up her hot body to you at the end of a successful workout, you'd end up getting ultra fit real quick!
Save the cost of a passport and a plane ticket to Amsterdam, and travel there virtually in Fun in Amsterdam. Enjoy everything that the city's famed red light district has to offer up - sure there's weed, but even better there's busty and beautiful sluts eager to please you!
Play as a doctor in Doctor Rescue who always goes the extra mile to make sure that his patients are fully taken care of - by taking out his big thick prick and having his hot and horny patients suck, tug, and ride his cock vaginally and anally!
The best way to have any date end up turning out! You and this beautiful blonde had your first date, dinner and a movie, and now she's feeling all hot and bothered, wanting you to take her back to your place. First date, and you'll be balls deep - if only they all went this well.
After fighting off Lex Luthor, the world is at peace again. That leaves Superman without much work to do, so he decides to branch out into a new career field - pimping! Have your girls turn tricks out all over town to make you money - and Superman's backhand is not one any client is going to want to have to deal with!
Sporting a mohawk, this chick is wild and crazy, and is no stranger to the police. One night she's out hoeing it up, trying to make some money - but the cops catch her and are ready to take her to jail, but she offers to cut them a deal - letting the two officers use their cocks on whatever holes they choose!
Have some real fun with Spiderman's powers in Spidey Web Bang! Fire out webs from your wrists and string up sexy ladies bondage style between buildings, and then pull out your cock and fuck their tight holes, with the whole city able to watch it all from the streets below you!
We've all been here - you and your lady are more than a few drinks into the night, and you feel so horny - almost like a primal beast, longing so much to fuck. This game is based all around that - have all the fun without the hangover, or battling a case of whiskey dick!
When you're looking for the best, most total care available this doctor is the one to go to. Not only is he incredibly smart and skilled in his field, he's also just as skilled with his big hard cock... and often, that's really all these girls need to start feeling so much better!
A town as rough and tough as this one, there's only one way you can get by - hustle, and hustle as har as you can! For many, their hustle is selling their body - offering up their sexual services to any and all comers, so long as they have enough cash on hand...
Being a sniper is a truly tough job - you have to sit in place for endless hours, waiting for that exact perfect moment to take a shot. Usually they work alone, but this sniper has a hot babe helper - and she makes sure to pass the time quite nicely by sucking and riding his big cock!