We Teach You How to Play Every Porn Game - 100% Free. Never Pay For Sex Games Again.
The Steam of Porn exposes all of the adult porn game industry's dirty little secrets and gives you free access to every sex game online.
Please Quit Paying For Porn Games!
Don't even think about paying for porn games on the net! What's the matter with you? Why are all you new surfers on the net running around with your credit cards and paying for adult games? Don't you see that by paying for games it ruins it for all of us who get them for free? Don't you see that the more people give in and accept paying for porn games, the less free games we will see on the net?
You want porn games, we want sex games, everyone loves pussy games. But why go out and pay for them? Why not learn how to get it for free like Napster and Limewire taught people to get music for free 20 years ago? If you were going to say because no one is teaching us how to get free games, then here we are, we are going to give you a free lesson on getting into premium porn games for free, so you have no more excuses. The pathetic part is that getting free sex games is 100 times easier than learning how to use Steam to download games! It's simple and it takes less than 2 minutes for Christ's sake! So please put down your money, sit down for 2 minutes and take our free lesson! Be smart and don't be a sucker!
Who We Are And What We’re Trying To Do...
We are known as The Steam of Porn and we're the ones you've seen all over the internet! But, we think of ourselves as teachers, and just like real teachers, we're here to help you. We are a group of veteran websurfers / hackers / pornlovers / password pirates / and of course good guys! 7 years ago every single adult porn game offered free accounts. These free accounts simply let you play the game for free for a while, so you could then choose if you wanted to pay or not. Today there are maybe 30 games that still offer free accounts. That's only 30 out of at least 1,000 porn games people!!!
As you can see, adult games that offer free accounts are practically extinct. The only good news in this whole mess is that 20 out of the 30 sites that still offer these free accounts are also on the top 100 list of adult games on the internet, they are 20 of the newest and most high quality games produced. They are games that will probably never go away and keep developing into better and better ones. What we are trying to do here is bring the free accounts back from extinction. We want all 1,000 adult games on the net to offer them once again. Look at what Steam did for games... that is exactly what we intend to do for porn and that's why we're the Steam of Porn! Why pay for games when you can download them in a matter of minutes right? Should we have to pay just to see what a porn game is all about? No! We don't think so! And we're doing something about it.
We are currently giving out just over 75,000 free accounts per day. That means that over 75,000 people a day learn that there is a free alternative for them and they tell other people. By the time we give out a million free accounts a day so many people out there will prefer games with free accounts that other paid games will have no choice but to become free. It comes down to this... if all you surfers out there pay for porn games every time and never complain, then free accounts will disappear. But if a million of you a day say NO to paying for porn games and go to the few games that offer free accounts... then that will send out a message which cannot be ignored. It's as simple as this... if we do not send out this message free porn games will disappear, and if you're like me, and not exactly Bill Gates you can kiss surfing porn goodbye!
What Exactly is a Free Sex Game Account?
They are actually very simple. The purpose of a free game account is to let you play an adult game first, then decide if you would actually like to buy (otherwise known as "Freemium"). The same purpose as a test drive provides when buying a car... or those sample tasters you get at Costco or Sam's Club. It's just a free taste so you can better decide if you would like to buy or not. Each FREE account is good for 3 days. That means you can play the game for 3 days for free. If you don't want to pay after that, then don't :)
You can either use your account to get as far in the game as you can, or simply cum as many times as possible! Believe me, these games don't like about trying not to cum. When you leave creating a game up to your imagination, and your only goal is to make people cum, you can come up with some pretty crazy shit :)
To get into these sites you will need a check, credit card, or drivers license numbers. If you choose to use your credit card you can be sure that you will not be charged for your free 3 days and that your cc info is safe. The 20 games below are not run by a couple of scumbags... these are multi-million dollar operations. Actually the games below are public companies... hell you can invest in them on the New York stock exchange. Plus these are the last sites to offer us free porn games... these are the good guys. The greedy guys won't even let us see their games without dishing out 40 bucks! The point is that they are huge operations with policies and liabilities, they will never mistreat your personal info.
After you fill out the join form, you pick out a username and password for your free account and that's it... you're in business. Read the section below called Directions for using your free account then grab some popcorn or a beer and kick back and play some of the best porn games you will ever come across. And be proud of yourself because you just joined thousands of other people and you're helping bring back free accounts! And you didn't give in and pay :-)
Directions For Using Your Free Account Read All Three Before Acting
The first thing you want to do is decide which of the 20 adult games below you want a free account to. Look over each site's banner and read the description below it for our thoughts on it when we verified that it was free. Do not click or do anything yet! Decide which game you want to play for free, then come back up and read step 2.
Once you have read ALL 3 steps and are sure about which game you want, go ahead and click on the banner for that game. This will bring you to a special page that is only for people to get a free gamer account. It's kinda like the side or back entrance to the club. No lines, No cover charge! You will have to answer a few questions before getting your account. They ask these questions to see if you qualify for a free account... simply answer the questions here.
You should now be at the sign up section. In this area you need to do 2 things, prove you are 18 years or older and pick out a gamer tag and password which you will use to play the game. To prove your age you can use a check or cc. Almost everyone has one of those things so if you're really over 18, that shouldn't be a problem. Either way you will not be charged and nothing will appear on your CC statement, if you don't believe us, read over the terms and conditions. Make sure your gamer tag and password is something you won't forget, you'll have to use this to login. When you have filled in all your info, look it over to make sure its correct then click the "Get My Free Access!" submit button! That's it! You will be playing the game for free within a few seconds!
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Porn Games That Currently Offer Free Accounts
Today we have given away 53,810 free accounts! Use your free accounts and help us reach our goal of 200,000 free accounts per day!
This is the game you have heard about, the ultimate sex simulator! Build your perfect dream fuck doll, customize her in every way. Then train her to fuck and release her into an open world RPG game.
You've thought you seen it all. Nope! Family Simulator lets you fuck all of your relatives, from your mom to your brother. This is the most extreme sex game we have ever played, you must see it.
There's every cartoon character that you know and love, and now you get to play with them in any way you want. There's an open world for you to explore. Their multiplayer mode is insane, you will cum so fast!
Go back in time to a time of magic and powerful, create your sexy brave warrior at Cumshots.com! When you've got a body like a Greek god and are the nation's most brave and strong warrior, all of the fair madiens want nothing more than to fuck you.
Down deep in the rainforests of South America, these Amazon hotties have no real need for men - they're strong and tough, but also they would just much prefer the sensations of touch only a soft and shapely woman could be able to provide to them.
Sometimes a woman has just a little too much fight in her - and when they're like that they need a little bit of discipline, best dished out with a nice dose of BDSM! So go wild - get her restrained, smack her around, and use and abuse her tight holes.
You think our school is fucked up? Well, pay a visit to Fucked Up School and see how much crazier things are there! For as fucked up as it all is though, at least there's plenty of hot and steamy fucking going on with young babes - come stop by!
In Grand Fuck Auto, you have the freedom you've come to expect from the series. Go anywhere, and most importantly, DO anyone, anytime, and any way! You'll love how many different gorgeous girls are here waiting to take your cock in every hole.
If you are into hentai games, you have heard of Nutaku. It is a massive platform where game developers submit their games for people to play. There is a massive amount of amazing games here, you will not be disappointed.
We know it can be hard to stick to it when you decide to start working out - but if you had a trainer like this busty blonde bombshell wearing barely anything and offering up her hot body to you at the end of a successful workout, you'd end up getting ultra fit real quick!
One of the highest rated porn games ever made. The makers of BigDick.com really went all out to try and make a big game studio quality game. You can do anything in this open world RPG. It is grand theft auto meets final fantasy.
HentaiGame.com has created the ultimate hentai sex game. With amazing artwork and animation, you will be addicted to this instantly. Create and customize your character and play multiplayer with other people online.
The best way to have any date end up turning out! You and this beautiful blonde had your first date, dinner and a movie, and now she's feeling all hot and bothered, wanting you to take her back to your place. First date, and you'll be balls deep - if only they all went this well.
This is a very popular 3D porn game that features an immersive multiplayer mode. Meet and chat with other XXX gamers from around the world. We would compare it to The Sims, but with porn, and lots of it!
Sporting a mohawk, this chick is wild and crazy, and is no stranger to the police. One night she's out hoeing it up, trying to make some money - but the cops catch her and are ready to take her to jail, but she offers to cut them a deal - letting the two officers use their cocks on whatever holes they choose!
Have some real fun with Spiderman's powers in Spidey Web Bang! Fire out webs from your wrists and string up sexy ladies bondage style between buildings, and then pull out your cock and fuck their tight holes, with the whole city able to watch it all from the streets below you!
If you are into shemales, futanari, dickgirls, etc... then this is the best shemale porn game in the world. Play with super hot chicks, that have gigantic swinging dicks. It is an extremely intense and hardcore game, we highly recommend trying it.
Make sure you are alone before you play this game. You are going to cum within a few minutes and we do not want you to go through that embarassment. This game is very extreme, if you can not handle taboo content, we do not recommend playing it.
A town as rough and tough as this one, there's only one way you can get by - hustle, and hustle as har as you can! For many, their hustle is selling their body - offering up their sexual services to any and all comers, so long as they have enough cash on hand...
Being a sniper is a truly tough job - you have to sit in place for endless hours, waiting for that exact perfect moment to take a shot. Usually they work alone, but this sniper has a hot babe helper - and she makes sure to pass the time quite nicely by sucking and riding his big cock!